It was a dark and stormy night, as University of Kentucky basketball fans crowded in to downtown Lexington, Kentucky, after learning that former basketball coach Rick Pitino was returning to the Bluegrass State as the head coach at the University of Louisville. Riot police were called the scene, as outraged fans burned Pitino in effigy, and many threatened to jump off tall buildings. Former IU basketball legend Bobby Knight called the reaction ridiculous, and encouraged Pitino to beat the living daylights out of UK every time they play from now on. When one fan approached Knight to argue to point, he choked the kid to death. Everything stated in this story is true... however anything said about Bobby Knight is a lie!