Some criminals are good at what they do and some are not. Some criminals plan out their crime and their getaway to increase their chances of success and some do not.
This alleged criminal would fall into the latter category. According to the Fenton precinct of the St. Louis County Police Department a woman was arrested recently for attempting to shoplift at a Shop 'N" Save store. She's accused of trying to leave the store with a stolen bottle of vodka and a pack of gum.
Police say she didn't get very far before was caught because she was easy to spot and couldn't getaway fast. She was traveling in a wheelchair with a colostomy bag attached to the side. Charges are pending.