Van Halen is coming!
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, so here goes: I am obsessed with the Van Halen reunion tour.
There, I said it. I've been waiting 22 years for this to happen, and was nearly convinced it wouldn't. After our stint on the Dave Glover show last week, Virginia convinced me I'm obsessing. All of the bump music was original VH, and let me assure you an air guitar solo accompanied every note.
The cure is simple, but very expensive, and comes in the form of two tickets somewhere in the first 10 rows. If you know someone who could fill this prescription for me, I would be truly appreciative. In fact, I would Jump at the opportunity, and may be willing to go all the way to Panama, if necessary.
Can't you see I truly need help?
Somebody get me a doctor!