I thought that would get your attention.
Hey, everyone knows Saint Patrick's Day is an excuse to party, but it doesn't have to be all about fatty food and booze. I challenge you to get your butt downtown this Saturday for a little 5 mile run. It's the St Patrick's Day Parade Run.
You don't have to run the whole way, you can walk and talk.
These people look like they had fun.
I understand there should be about 7,000 other people crazy enough to book it for an hour or so and then quinch their thirst with some green beer.
I just made a running soundtrack on my iPod to help get me fired up. I will be there. It starts at 9 and it's not too late to register!