(KMOV) -- After a quarter of futility, the buzz has worn off. The Tiger defense looks about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Chase and the offense continue to cripple themselves with major penalties and timid play calls. The best hope right now is that Colt McCoy pulls a hamstring.

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Texas quarterback Colt McCoy (12) is pursued by Missouri defender Ziggy Hood, right, during the first quarter of their NCAA football game in Austin, Texas, Saturday, Oct. 18, 2008. Texas' Charlie Tanner assists on the play.

Old Brent as mispronounced Chase’s name already, and frankly I can’t blame him. I’d spend all my time on Texas too. One stop and a score and it’s a game again, but who sees that coming? Do you still believe?

J.J. Bailey is a student at the University of Missouri School of Journalism