Photos: You have a better chance of ___ than winning Powerball
Well, I HAVE been good this year.
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Odds of getting canonized: 20,000,000 to 1. Odds of winning MegaMillions: 175,711,536 to 1. ... Well, I HAVE been good this year... (source: funny2.com)
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