ALBUEQUERQUE, New Mexico -- A female jogger has been caught on camera multiple times defecating on a man's property since March 2013.
The video shows the woman running into the same alley on different occasions, pulling down her shorts, and taking a poop.
"This is malicious fecal distribution," said the homeowner.
He has no idea who she is, but he is hoping she will see the news and quit doing her business on his lawn.
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there and hose her down and say 'bad human,'" said the homeowner.
The man said he has not called police because he worries they won't take the complaint seriously.